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Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:18:32 -0400

thedailywhat: Porn Star Prom Date of the Day: Like a lot of...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:16:16 -0400

Porn Star Prom Date of the Day: Like a lot of teenagers, Mike Stone just wants to spend his senior prom with a bunch of his friends. And a porn star.

A month ago, Stone turned to Twitter in his quest to land an adult actress as his date to the dance, and after over 600 tweets, he may have finally found the lucky lady: Megan Piper.

“If you can get me there, then yes,” the porn starlet tweeted.

Flying Piper from L.A. to Oakdale, MN isn’t exactly in Stone’s 18-year-old budget, and he hasn’t told his parents about his bold scheme, so he’s decided to raise the funds via Twitter, with a little help from his new prom date.

“I’d love to go to prom with @madmike42948 and I think you all should help him raise funds to get me there,” Piper told her Twitter followers.

Whether he succeeds or not, Stone’s scheme has already earned him a sufficient measure of respect from his friends.

“I was actually thanking people who are cheering me on and telling me to keep on with it. They keep telling me I’m a legend and a hero,” he told The Daily Dot.

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pi4nobl4ck: “Would you kindly stop all this racket?”

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:15:22 -0400

pi4nobl4ck:

“Would you kindly stop all this racket?”

petapeta: Фотоподборка (112 фото)

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:14:31 -0400

petapeta:

Фотоподборка (112 фото)

knowyourmeme: I don’t even want to know what would use that oh...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:13:57 -0400

knowyourmeme:

I don’t even want to know what would use that oh god

KYMdb - Rule 34

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Fri, 16 Mar 2012 01:41:28 -0400

pleatedjeans:

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averymonsen: All My Friends Are STILL Dead: THE GIVEAWAY! All...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:33:36 -0400

averymonsen:

All My Friends Are STILL Dead: THE GIVEAWAY!

All My Friends Are Dead now has a SEQUEL! It’s called All My Friends Are STILL Dead and it just came out a few days ago. To celebrate, we’re doing a giveaway. Here’s what you’ll get:

One signed copy of All My Friends Are Dead

One signed copy of All My Friends Are STILL Dead

One dinosaur toy

One All My Friends Are Dead t-shirt (printed on American Apparel, sizes and colors listed here)

One set of All My Friends Are Still Dead TEMPORARY TATTOOS!!!

One nice note from Avery and Jory, the authors

This is over $60 of awesome stuff, and some priceless stuff, too. ALL FREE FOR YOU! So what do you have to do to win it?

Just REBLOG THIS POST and DO NOT ERASE ANY TEXT. It’s as easy as that.

The contest will go until March 31st, and then I’ll randomly select THREE WINNERS from the list of rebloggers. That’s right: YOU’VE GOT THREE CHANCES TO WIN. So click REBLOG and enjoy All My Friends Are Still Dead.

I had my Cheese Burger, thanks to the lovely people at Stich...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:26 -0400

I had my Cheese Burger, thanks to the lovely people at Stich Bar

http://www.stitchbar.com/

I woke up this morning wanting a cheeseburger for breakfast....

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 20:05:18 -0400

I woke up this morning wanting a cheeseburger for breakfast. I’ve already made a sacrifice by having to wait until lunch time.

my-one-favorite-quote: Follow for more quotes, funny pictures,...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 20:02:51 -0400

my-one-favorite-quote:

Follow for more quotes, funny pictures, poems, and beautiful photography:

http://my-one-favorite-quote.tumblr.com/

pleatedjeans: Faces in Places

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 20:02:34 -0400

pleatedjeans:

Faces in Places

flyingscotsman: Stay in school guys… Bugger, that’s...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 20:00:47 -0400

flyingscotsman:

Stay in school guys…

Bugger, that’s where I went wrong

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Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:57:08 -0400

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buzzfeed: This penguin is such a jerk.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:56:12 -0400

buzzfeed:

This penguin is such a jerk.

pleatedjeans: someecards

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:54:34 -0400

pleatedjeans:

someecards

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:53:49 -0400

Thank you tumblrbot for the most boring fucking question I’ve ever been asked. When I am feeling blue I look on the internet for pictures and stories of other peoples misfortune. This cheers me up.

megustamemes: (Via MeGustaMemes: Purely funny memes)

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:18:20 -0400

megustamemes:

(Via MeGustaMemes: Purely funny memes)

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:14:12 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

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Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:12:57 -0400

did-you-kno: Source

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 01:31:28 -0400

did-you-kno:

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